Red Five

He was only a redshirt freshman? That feels like a name from about 2014.

Most "damning with faint praise" thing I've ever seen.

I don't know what posts are jokes around here anymore. Sometimes I catch myself making pretty weird faces in the mirror at the gym. And it's not because I'm hiding a secret injury.

Mack burned his bridge on his way out. No need to rebuild it for him.

Arch is more comfortable throwing the ball 40 yards downfield than he is tossing it to someone wide open standing right next to him.

Oh please, explain it to me then.

There are a couple of small differences between the two, however, if you look closely. 1) Kelce isn't a murderer, and 2) Kelce actually is a Hall of Fame TE. This thread is bizarre.

Our WR portal add is hurt.

I guess I'm confused, because unless this is just completely random, it feels like a "Wow, we sure do miss Quinn!" thread, on a day when our quarterback scored five TDs.

Did he die or something today?

Good point. Only non-aholes play mistake free football (if that was even on Kelce).

Wait. You think this was intentional?

Yes, we're basically Florida 2009 at this point. I heard that Jerrick Gibson actually murdered Jonah Williams.

That is much more of an exaggerated, overreaction than anything said here. What's your specific complaint? Arch sucked? Yeah, he did. We still suck in the red zone? Yeah, we do. It only cost us the game against the defending national champions.

Mosley is pretty great at getting open and catching the ball. Getting him back will help, but it will still require the QB to be able to hit the broad side of a barn.

Welcome to the internet, and to college sports. What did you expect?

We lost Golden, Bolden, and Blue and replaced them with a transfer WR who didn't play today. And true freshmen who didn't play today. I assumed the lack of portal activity there was a positive sign.

Seriously? It's a massive blowout if our defense isn't probably the best in the country. I have legit concerns about what he is seeing happen if that is true.

I do not want their support.

"Hey guys, I know we have this 100% unique experience that only exists for this one game once a year, that has been happening since basically before any of us were even born, and is considered maybe the best college football game of each year. So I was wondering, should we completely ruin it forever?"

Go to hell.

If Lefau isn't starting at LB (he is) then that's Smith.

I am an expert on human behavior, although I try not to brag about it. So I notice things that others never will. Such as, I don't think Pinkman80 likes closetojumping very much.

It feels like he's been around longer than he has. He's only a redshirt freshman.