BubbaJacques

The highlight of Tebow's career was crying so pathetically after losing to the unranked Mississippi Rebels that the BCS voters took pity and put Florida in the national title game ahead of Texas.

Every time Shohei Ohtani does another amazing baseball activity, I spit my drink all over my television in utter disbelief. That's when it's time for Windex from SC Johnson. After a few sprays of Windex, my big screen wipes clean. Thanks, Windex!

I miss watching College GameDay without some wannabe pro wrestler taking off his shirt.

Penn State's third-biggest moneymaker is...wrestling? Swimming brought in more money than women's basketball??

And the average woman makes even less.

Let's hear it for year-round storytelling

Maybe they are even attending some classes at the University of Texas at Austin

Yes, that play was the inspiration for my handle. I'm sorry to say that I am not he.

Hopefully humann is tapped out from paying for the on-field ad. Maybe we can get a Shamrock Meats ad like Rocky had.

Brenen Thompson to Senior Bowl

Bubba Jacques (of course) Cosmo Palmieri

Unfortunately, horrible news like this causes many to show their true colors.

Michael Irvin from Miami of Florida.

It's 2:09 pm and Dartmouth still sucks

Willie has worked with a lot of different folks. I like this one he did with Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, covering Queen & Bowie:

If you search for anything on Twitter, you'll see a ton of really, really mad people.

When you were younger, did you ever think you would be watching LSU with Notre Dame's coach playing Big 10 powerhouse USC with Oklahoma's coach on a Sunday in Las Vegas in the Raiders' stadium in a game sponsored by the nation's most popular beer, Modelo, with a Chinese ref?

And now all the youngsters are going to be clamoring for a sick orange facemask.

Dammit, Gerry, I can't find the dang "downvote" button on here!

The Longhorns' Leo Neugebauer won the decathlon at the NCAA Outdoor Track and Field Championships yesterday, breaking his own NCAA record: https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/2024/06/07/leo-neugebauer-decathlon-2024-paris-olympics-texas-longhorns-ncaa-outdoors-championships/74016591007/ Dude is 6'6", 240. Maybe Sark could plug him in at tight end??

"Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl Presented by Gin & Juice by Dre and Snoop" Longest bowl game name ever? I remember when it was the Copper Bowl.

Vanderbilt. The 'Dores own us, with a 8-3-1 all-time record vs. UT. We get our chance to start evening things up on Oct. 26 in Nashville.

Can't wait to see the Manscaped logo out there on Campbell-Williams Field! https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/40293854/ncaa-ok-field-sponsor-logos-regular-season-football-games

"We don't like issues." Classic.

We are going to have to step our game up if we ever want to compete in the annual FCS/SEC Challenge, the Jewel of the mid-November college football slate. It just means more!