BubbaJacques

The highlight of Tebow's career was crying so pathetically after losing to the unranked Mississippi Rebels that the BCS voters took pity and put Florida in the national title game ahead of Texas.

Every time Shohei Ohtani does another amazing baseball activity, I spit my drink all over my television in utter disbelief. That's when it's time for Windex from SC Johnson. After a few sprays of Windex, my big screen wipes clean. Thanks, Windex!

I miss watching College GameDay without some wannabe pro wrestler taking off his shirt.

Penn State's third-biggest moneymaker is...wrestling? Swimming brought in more money than women's basketball??

And the average woman makes even less.

Let's hear it for year-round storytelling

Maybe they are even attending some classes at the University of Texas at Austin

Yes, that play was the inspiration for my handle. I'm sorry to say that I am not he.

Hopefully humann is tapped out from paying for the on-field ad. Maybe we can get a Shamrock Meats ad like Rocky had.

Brenen Thompson to Senior Bowl

Bubba Jacques (of course) Cosmo Palmieri

Unfortunately, horrible news like this causes many to show their true colors.

Michael Irvin from Miami of Florida.

It's 2:09 pm and Dartmouth still sucks

Willie has worked with a lot of different folks. I like this one he did with Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, covering Queen & Bowie: