Bunk Moreland

If you close your eyes and sit really still, you can still hear the faintest whisper of Hashtag being insufferable.

He’s closing in on MJ for #5 all time in scoring. Depending on his longevity, he has a shot at eventually moving past Kareem. Most likely IMO he will retire between Kareem and Malone at #3. But he’s still going strong, so who knows?

You’d better stay on his good side by not launching into another two-week Kyle Flood tirade

Cameron Dickey might be the most overrated player in the country. Yes, his numbers look good (1100 yards on 5.4YPC) but more than 1/3 of those yards came in two games (Kansas and BYU). He only broke 100 yards twice—in those two games—even while playing one of the softest schedules in the country. The only time he played a legit team (Oregon), he ran for 29 yards on 10 carries.

Time flies when you’re partying at the Pink Portal Club!

This can’t be him because he’s not wearing his “I hate Kyle Flood” shirt

Not Texas related, but pretty damn funny:

I feel personally attacked.

@Gerry Hamilton put down the mayo. Step away from the keyboard. Clear your cookies and browser history. Take a walk to cool off. Stay away from Kentucky on your road trip. What the hell did you find at your Alabama sex toy shop?

Gerry, remember that mayo is not a lube. And there’s only one orifice where a corndog should be entering. Stay safe out there!

I would like to hear if his philosophy has evolved since this time last year when he said he would always have a young team if he was doing his job right.

Thanks, Jeff! Awesome stuff. Best in the business at what you do, for my money.

road tripping with the Hamiltons!

@Joe Zura is more of a water fowl kinda guy anyway.

I wonder how much Wingo was pressing early in the year, which led to all the drops. It’s a lot of pressure as an underclassman to suddenly be asked to shoulder the load as a #1. With Coleman taking a lot of the heat off of Wingo, I wonder if he’s able to play looser.

I’m grateful to PK. At his best, he has fielded some of the nastiest defenses in the country and among the best Texas has had this century. The advanced metrics suggest that the 2024 defense—especially against the pass—was historically good. I was not always a fan of his passive/conservative approach in situational football moments, but there is no doubt that he helped make Texas an attractive destination for elite defensive players once again.

Given everything you know about Bobby and the way he conducts business—particularly given his zero tolerance for injecting politics into OTF content—do you actually think that the scenario you’ve laid out is likely? Either way, the respectful thing to do would have been to send him a DM instead of throwing a public fit and threatening to cancel your subscription because you got an ad you didn’t like. Not a great look, brother.

I’m not saying he’s as good as Manny M, but that coverage grade suggests that he should be capable of replacing some of Manny’s best assets (sticky coverage). So, yes, I think he’s a very underrated pickup.