Sark says he wants to retire a Longhorn after pointing out that his sixth season at Texas marks the longest time he's been at a job.

A lot of the questions from the audience overlap.

On non-conference scheduling, though, Sark said that there's a team in the state of Texas that plays a schedule Texas could probably play with its twos and threes, but the team playing that schedule has a good chance to make the CFP. That's what he's talking about regarding scheduling inequality.

Did Sark address the rumor that Joe Z knows more about football than Kyle Flood?

Just now, Bunk Moreland said:

Did Sark address the rumor that Joe Z knows more about football than Kyle Flood?

This is the real question 👀

Sark is done and I think we're done from Houston today.

15 minutes ago, Jeff Howe said:

Sark is done and I think we're done from Houston today.

Insert a fork in you

 

Brad Wesley is not happy 

We'd love to schedule you, Cody. Your team is terrible 

Here's the quote everybody is running with from the luncheon (not the press conference beforehand).

Sark took a question from the crowd during the Q&A about the CFP putting more emphasis on strength of schedule. He even said something to the effect of wanting to be careful and understanding that some people in the room would understand what he was trying to say and some wouldn't, but here's his response:

"There's a team in our state that plays in another conference that has a schedule that I will argue that if I played with our twos and our threes, we could go undefeated. And they'll probably make the CFP this year. So, it's a problem. Scheduling strength is a problem."

5 minutes ago, Joe Zura said:

Brad Wesley is not happy 

Even Sorsby would bet the house on Texas. Tech talks all they want with nothing to back it up but cry like babies when shots are fired back

FYI, I merged @JMarquette's thread with this one.

Just now, Jeff Howe said:

FYI, I merged @JMarquette's thread with this one.

I bet it killed you to merge threads with that Mouth breather @JMarquette right Jeff 🤣

1 minute ago, Jeff Howe said:

FYI, I merged @JMarquette's thread with this one.

Thanks, babe ❤️

1 minute ago, Joe Zura said:

I bet it killed you to merge threads with that Mouth breather @JMarquette right Jeff 🤣

I will fight you.

1 minute ago, Joe Zura said:

I bet it killed you to merge threads with that Mouth breather @JMarquette right Jeff 🤣

As much as it kills me to watch mediocre Big Ten football, so a lot.

Just now, JMarquette said:

I will fight you.

This would be you the whole time 

1 minute ago, Jeff Howe said:

As much as it kills me to watch mediocre Big Ten football, so a lot.

Why do I get the feeling you hate me? I’ve literally never done anything wrong on this board. I’m always so respectful to everyone, even the losers and haters.

5 hours ago, JMarquette said:

Why do I get the feeling you hate me? I’ve literally never done anything wrong on this board. I’m always so respectful to everyone, even the losers and haters.

In the 18 years I've had a full-time job that's involved moderating a Texas message board, I've only come close to truly hating one poster and it's not you.

3 minutes ago, Jeff Howe said:

In the 18 years I've had a full-time job that's involved moderating a Texas message board, I've only come close to truly hating one poster and it's not you.

Awe ❤️

 

And I know, I hate @Joe Zura too

4 minutes ago, JMarquette said:

Awe ❤️

 

And I know, I hate @Joe Zura too

Can’t confirm or deny that it’s him…

45 minutes ago, Jeff Howe said:

Can’t confirm or deny that it’s him…

Tyrone Swoopes on the 247 board?

7 hours ago, Jeff Howe said:

Can’t confirm or deny that it’s him…

9 hours ago, jhookem91 said:

Tyrone Swoopes on the 247 board?

A blast from the past!