Barstool Longhorn posted this:

”Hearing from a student staffer Texas and Sark may be bringing on a BIG name in an “offensive advisor/offensive coordinator” type role.”

This may not be the BIGgest name in the wild, but a quick google search tells me David Cutcliffe’s current status is “Retiring from his SEC administrative role effective March 31, 2026.”

Pretty freaking clean as timing goes. What do y’all think? Do we finally land the Manning Whisperer and add the final infiniti stone to Sark’s gauntlet? 👀

I thought it  meant from the big10, lol

Since it’s that day, I have to ask, is this an April Fool’s joke?

See that was my first thought here too. I want to say that because no name was mentioned, it seems more plausible as an actual scenario. It would be pretty lame for your big April Fools to be “Texas considers adding to staff.” But I could be wrong, we’re in theoretical town with this for sure.

3 minutes ago, LonghornFan4Ever said:

Since it’s that day, I have to ask, is this an April Fool’s joke?

 

 

There is nothing to this.

4 minutes ago, CJ Vogel said:

There is nothing to this.

4 minutes ago, Bunk Moreland said:

Maybe CJ is playing his own April fools by saying nothing to it.  

10 minutes ago, CJ Vogel said:

There is nothing to this.

CJ are you sure there’s no OC walking down the altar😂 jokes jokes

A lady at work stayed late last night and put 3 miniature ducks in everyone's cube/office. I was the only person she told about it. So, today, when people started finding them, I told folks that every desk had 4 ducks. Solid entertainment has ensued.