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If Aggies have taught us anything (and this is the only example I can think of), it’s never too late to create an arbitrary tradition.

Has me hoping for a big year out of Lance Jackson. As a taller athlete near 265, Fakatou’s future on the edge looks to be following that Lance Jackson blueprint.

Says a lot that Fakatou is committing right now and we don’t have a thread. 👀

Where can I catch more coverage of this/updates? 214 seems like a hell of a jump in weight..

Now now. I trust the OTF team more than anyone, but there’s room for dissenting opinions and discourse. I’m all for false hope on a Monday. That said, I think every staff has a ton of work to do before he hits the finish line. Hope our staff sees an opening here and exhausts every resource to reel him in.

Cecil Cherry 👀

Agiye Hall! I keep seeing TD highlights from the CFL or whatever second tier league he landed himself in..

Have to think Manny would have benefitted from a year playing effective press man under Muschamp..

See that was my first thought here too. I want to say that because no name was mentioned, it seems more plausible as an actual scenario. It would be pretty lame for your big April Fools to be “Texas considers adding to staff.” But I could be wrong, we’re in theoretical town with this for sure.

Barstool Longhorn posted this: ”Hearing from a student staffer Texas and Sark may be bringing on a BIG name in an “offensive advisor/offensive coordinator” type role.” This may not be the BIGgest name in the wild, but a quick google search tells me David Cutcliffe’s current status is “Retiring from his SEC administrative role effective March 31, 2026.” Pretty freaking clean as timing goes. What do y’all think? Do we finally land the Manning Whisperer and add the final infiniti stone to Sark’s gauntlet? 👀

Loved that interview with Ali, kid seems to have his head on straight. Sounds like a good culture fit and a grinder.

I’m curious to know which portal lands show up and get vocal. We didn’t bring in a ton of young talent, some of these veteran guys will get comfortable and start to set their own standard.

As part of your coffee and football show planning, maybe you could pick a few topics and post a poll here to rate levels of interest from the group? I think you’re covering the bases pretty well already, but could be nice to increase engagement. It could also be fun to do short features ranking Top 5 Offensive/Defensive plays of the game, or offseason areas for improvement for individual players. Just spitballing! By and large, you’re giving us superlative coverage. No overhaul needed, but always room for a beneficial tweak. 🤝

He is a world champion napping buddy, and from my experience (grew up with a nippy short haired dachshund) long hairs are much more gentle. Our kids mess with him and he’s never bitten a soul. 🤞

Wyatt, our Australian shepherd and his dachshund brother Duke. Basically DeVito and Schwarzenegger from Twins. 🤷‍♂️

Did we have any representation in this game? If so, any notable solid performances?

We have Dakorien Moore’s number still yeah?

I would love a shot at Ty Haywood, don’t view him the same as the other two OL. Really hope we make an effort here.

More bothered by Zina than Ffrench but it does seem our roster will thin in this new portal age. Hope we finish strong this window.

As a moderately stitious person I have to believe the fresh thread will bring us good fortune

What in the real life f is happening to our roster. This one doesn’t make any sense. HOW ARE WE ABOUT TO RUN A 3-3-5 WITHOUT LINEBACKERS?!??

Could we throw a Brinks truck at Bo Hughley or what’s the deal?

I don’t buy this angle simply because Muschamp has underwhelmed as a head coach, and I think our fanbase would sniff that out and lose it. But it’s ok to feel nervous about Sark, none of us really see his long term ambitions.

@CJ Vogel Do you think Jelani would benefit from adding muscle in ‘26? Part of me expects a Muschamp secondary to be more physical, lay more lumber. Does Jelani seem like he could carry more armor and be equally/more effective?