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Sorsby can play in the UFL next season for the Houston Gamblers. Bet on himself to beat out QB Hunter Dekkers of Iowa State fame.

Siler?

When Sorsby throws a brain fart pick six in the 4th quarter of a conference game next season that results in a loss, those tortilla tossers will turn on him fast. Every one of his screwups will make it appear that the fix is in for one of his betting cronies. What a mess.

Yep, time to let his Knuts hang.

I bet Muschamp won't put up with dubious.

Fullback: Steve Worster

Muschamp's defense holds aggy and OU to under 10 points in those games. Texas D gets four sacks on Julian Sayin. Mateer throws a pick six to McDonald, Biles or Smith. Fans boo and shoot the finger at Parker Livingstone.

With no spring game and no one allowed to watch practice except for a15 minute press viewing window, how do any of us know the actual progress of guys like the Colemans and Jackson Christian? Sure, we need at least one more experienced guard, but there sure is a lot of speculation and angst over a situation that none of us control. Lots of folks here farting in the whirlwind.

All the studs being lured into the portal this week.

Is a pig's a$$ pork?

You think Will Muschamp might know a little something about SEC quality linebackers?

Isaac Brown?

Texas 48 aggys 31

Texas 48 pigs 24

Watching Alabama goobers leave Bryant Denny in droves when we beat their butts in Tuscaloosa a couple of years ago.

Put 15 pounds on him and get a John Riggins diesel.

Texas 27 Ga 24

Texas 31 Vandy 17

Texas 27 UK 13

Texas 24 OU 17

Texas 27 Florida 17

So Matteer is a steer.

No

On the Ohio State spring game broadcast one of the commentators said Sayin is closer to 5'11".