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I am probably the only fan excited to go to a game against USC Upstate. Maybe I should do their team breakdown.

Blake you're looped... "The pro's know"

I live in San Antonio so I'm already on it. Unfortunately Jesus can't play left guard because he wears illegal headgear.

I just hope gameday shows up and Peyton Manning is the guest picker. I also hope that Tennessee's football team is as soft as the corners in their T.

Is his burner name a Reference to The Clash song Straight to Hell. I loved playing that song at Frat Bars to watch sorority girls go crazy for about 15 seconds until they figured out it wasn't MIA's Paper Planes.

Videos that don't contain copyrighted content or it didn't happen. Ha

Damn beat me to it by seconds. Much like IU is about to do to miami

This is a prime opportunity for Cristobal to mismanage his TO’s

Much like Indiana

I’m calling it. Indiana scores 31 in this game. They’ve landed more body punches. They just need a few more blows for the damn to break. That’s about as bold of a take as I can muster.

So I was a bartender at Cain and Abel's to help pay my way through college. Ended up bartending for the better part of a decade after the housing crisis. So this Thread title speaks to me.

Hey CJ Tebow. Gatorade is better than water!!!

So our old guy just died a few months ago. His name was Augie. My daughter now wants a rough collie. I said absolutely not, unless we name it Mack and dress it in burnt orange.

Follow the Primrose Path to the Portal Palace.

Every time Gerry Hamilton mentions Brad Wesley and Texas Tech...

Portal Kombaaaat! @Gerry Hamilton when we reach 100k.

What up with that?

Great, then we're doomed.

Wait for it....

I was stationed in Colorado and grew up near Landrum SC. I miss them both. But I love laughing at Texans when it snows.

Clowney country

That's Guaranteed to raise a smile

I was also Active Duty Air Force until I went to UT in 2004 and for the 2009 National Championship I went to visit a buddy at Lakenheath after I had seperated from the Reserve and Graduated College. I wanted to do my one month European tour in January of 2010. I was able to find a pub doing a lock-in and the game didn't start until after 2AM. Very surreal being in an English Pub in Cambridgeshire after hours with a handful of Alumni and 1 very bored Publican.

On my way home from the bar where I was watching the game I got sideswiped by a drunk driver. Only problem is I had had a drink or two as well. I was a broke college student with an old 4 door honda accord and when we got out to exchange information turns out we had both been drinking and watching the game. I realized that there was some damage to my fender that I could bend out with a breaker bar to clear the tire and it was as good as new. The other driver admitted fault, but as we were both probably above the legal limit, we spent a few minutes talking about how awesome that game was, high-fived, and went home.

Having lived in both Austin and San Antonio I will say we can't let them know about the breakfast tacos, keep Austin thinking they invented them and that it's normal to pay 6 bucks for a taco with arugula on it so they don't try to ruin ours by arguing about authenticity. It's simple guys, pork lard, full stop.