7 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Word is she’ll only represent tight ends. 
 

She is rumored to take on a team's whole offensive and defensive lines at one time....as clients

I hear there is a portal receiver on campus?

28 minutes ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

Word is she’ll only represent tight ends. 
 

She’s got Jammer as a consultant…they’re looking for clients that are bangers. She’s wants to get every client the most bang for their buck…

2 minutes ago, Alex Butler said:

She’s got Jammer as a consultant…they’re looking for clients that are bangers. She’s wants to get every client the most bang for their buck…

I’ll spit my coffee out if she represents Boobie Feaster.

7 minutes ago, Flynn said:

I hear there is a portal receiver on campus?

Yes, we reported it earlier.

1 hour ago, Tuco Ramirez said:

I’ll spit my coffee out if she represents Boobie Feaster.

It’s a must get. Maybe get that motorboat goin’?

Didn't read...

Does ESPN even care to check stuff anymore? 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/47467021/2026-ncaa-football-transfer-portal-best-players

Portal Rankings - talking about Geffrard:

 

What he brings to Texas: Geffrard is a much-needed big force up the middle for new defensive coordinator Will Muschamp and the Longhorns. He'll step in for departing seniors Hero Kanu and Cole Brevard as a plug-and-play starter with real SEC experience for a defensive front that returns Colin Simmons and is pursuing top portal pass rushers.

https://www.burntorangenation.com/texas-longhorns-football/99228/hero-kanu-return-texas-longhorns-2026

Idiots