Jeff Howe

I don't ever want to think about Hermdog falling over himself like a drunken sailor while trying knock out one of those wooden panels.

M6: UTSA 7, Texas 1

Gasparino strikes out swinging to end the inning.

Jonah looks at strike three. 84 mph down the middle and it's two on with two outs for Gasparino.

Jonah Williams is up with two on and one out.

Flores just took one in the head. He's OK. Kelley hears it from the crowd.

An usher just went down the aisle and made Jerritt get off the dugout. They made him go back to his seat. F that!

Borba goes down on strikes.

Jerritt Elliott is on top of the Texas dugout, doing his best to get the crowd fired up.

Well, the fans are still into it.

I don't know if Schloss is trying to get thrown out, trying to fire up his team or if he's just so pissed off he can't see straight.

Connor Kelley has come out of the bullpen in relief of Gunner Brown.

Rodriguez draws a walk to open the sixth. He's kept fighting the good fight. Nice to see from a guy who's a big part of the program's future.

Rodriguez, Flores and Borba due up in the top of the sixth.

End of 5: UTSA 7, Texas 1

Volantis retired the two batters he faced in the fifth.

Schloss is bringing Volantis into the game.

Grubbs exits with a runner on base and one out in the bottom of the fifth.

The "system school" thing, I don't agree with. UTSA is a good baseball team. I said this earlier today, but you don't fluke your way to a 40-win regular season. The schedule argument is fair if you're talking about the team's ceiling being lower than the resume suggested, especially after Spencer got hurt. But Texas shouldn't apologize or feel bad for winning 22 conference games. There won't be an asterisk next to Texas winning the SEC in 2025.

M5: UTSA 7, Texas 1

I keep looking at the scoreboard at the five-run third for UTSA. That number is mocking me.

An attempted bunt by Galvan and Belyeu getting retired on a blooper to left makes for two quick outs in the fifth.

End of 4: UTSA 7, Texas 1

Not close, by any stretch. If you win the SEC regular-season title, you had a good year.

Borba nails the runner trying to go home. UTSA has a runner on first with two outs.